“What the shiz?!”
Do you even know what “shiz” is? I find myself using the word “shiz” a lot lately. I honestly don’t even know where I picked it up. I don’t even know if “s-h-i-z” is the correct spelling of “shiz”. I’m not even going to look it up on google to see if it’s there or if I’m even using it correctly in a sentence when I’m saying it in my head 52 times a day. It’s my word and I’ll use it if I want to. If it was already a word, too bad, it’s MY word now.
Here’s my real question though… if I say any of the following phrases:
“Why the shiz did you just do that?”
“What the shiz?!?”
“Shiz happens.”
“Holy shiz!”
“I shiz you not…”
Would you be offended? Seriously, I want to know. When someone uses a “non-word swearword” in place of a real swearword, does it offend you?
Honestly, I don’t know what the shiz I’m saying. I just needed to get my writing in for day 3.
Jeremy used to live to live on the edge of swearing, making up words that were almost but not quite swearing, such as “Bastage” I have to admit I thought it was funny then and now that he is grown with 5 kids it is still pretty funny to me, so dear Peggy say “shiz” all you want, it is funny!!
This is awesome! I love that you thought it was funny and still do! Maybe you should teach his kids some of those words! I give you permission to teach them shiz!
I love non-word swear words!!
I knew you would! #768 reason why I love you!